The Wild Musings

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vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

(Source: learntoburn)

rick-sanchez:

strawberryr:

HERE ARE THEIR FACES

YOU ARE WELCOME

The characters/shows are in the captions.

[INTERNALLY SCREAMING BECAUSE WHOA DANG MS. BELLUM]

mapetitechloe:

dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

THIS IS EVERY DAY IN MY HOUSE. EXCEPT I’M TOO WIMPY TO TAKE DOWN A DOOR.

theeveelynn:

ffffjjjj:

I need a 500 pack of these

Agreed

(Source: shmegeh)

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley
vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

  • Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
  • Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room

(Source: boymitchel)

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

(Source: blowsive)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

(Source: hayleu)

The dowager empress and I love the Russian ballet. We never miss it!

(Source: anastasiasjourney)

kwinslets:

one of the hardest decisions i will ever make is which fictional character i’m going to name my child after